Now, as many of you DONT play, a lot of this will be completely lost on you. But, Im going to talk about it anyways because… lets face it. We aren’t really doing much else.

Terminus Est will soon be born in EVE Online. Our old friends the GOONS are there, though most of them have no idea whom we are as this faction of GOONS largely ignored our moon games. Which is pretty cool if you ask me. As I intend on having an intense amount of lulz here soon with or without them.

The basis of our up and coming alliance is simple. At the core will be a growing Industrial and Mining alliance. Boring, but needed. You see, they will produce the ships that the rest of the alliance uses to kill, pirate, loot, ravage, rape, pillage, and generally cause chaos in. Not to mention ammunitions and various defenses for when we take over an area of space.

And rest assured, we will be taking over an area. Unlike some fledgling alliances with big dreams, I’ve done my homework. I’ve aquired friends in ‘high’ places. Its simply a matter of making a few calls and setting the cogs in motions for the take over of an area of our choosing.

SO, what does this mean for TEst in general? Simple. As our TEst faction in EVE grows, it will become more influential and rake in more in game money. In game money that can be used to buy PLEX. PLEX that can be sold to people for real money.

Who wants in?

So, let me talk your ear off here for a bit. I’ve mentioned this several times now, and I’m going to mention it again. EVE Online. Its NOT a free game. You pay 15 bucks a month. However… the scope and ability for what we can do is beyond anything we’ve had the ability to do before. This game was made for a group like us. It needs a group like us. And god damn, I’ve seen some of these pirate groups in this game… and I KNOW we could do better.

Let me teach you.

Here is a good example of what EVE can be like. Of the massive fleets that smash into one another, the covert aspects, and the madness of how a battle can shift from one side to another in mere seconds.

You don’t ‘level’ in this game. You train skills, which will train even when your offline. The better the skill, the better you are at whatever that skill lets you do. Broke and need some money? Well you can either mine (gay), or… you can kill people and salvage their ships (not gay). Or, if you are especially crafty you can lock someones ship up with disruptors and demand millions in ransom. Which people actually PAY.

This game was made for us. The shit we could do is beyond amazing. Imagine a fleet of our guys, in capital class carriers, dreadnoughts, battleships, etc… rolling into a fresh system in low security space and taking it from a bunch of miners or pirates. Killing them all, looting their shit, and destroying and space stations they have built.

This is the game you and I should be playing. Its the game I AM playing. TEst fleet is alive there, but hiding within a different corp. We’re waiting to explode onto the scene, but we need some mother fuckers to sign up and play with us.

but them here Xbox 360 12 Month Live Gold Card

-El Pinchazo

Anyways, some awesome games out and soon to be released. The first one in my mind is Borderlands. Awesome ass game where you can play single or co-op with 3 buddies. Also in the game, literally over 3 thousand guns. Every drop is random and it more than likely that you will not get one gun twice. Hell, the cash in the game doesn’t even mean shit really because almost 98% of the time you will find better stuff by killing your enemies. Fuck yeah to the loot whoring.

Another game soon to come out is L4D2. To be honest, I really haven’t payed much attention to the game. I know, new weapons, maps, players and zombies. But I have been to busy playing other shit. That and L4D kind of bored me to death after playing in a few leagues and tournaments, of which came so close in the Newegg one.

You know what? fuck it, it’s 1:26 in the morning, I will finish up later. Not like any more than 10 people will read this.

Night bitches.

Lunarwars and (lol) Galava are now done. Dead. Its all over except the crying. You can guess at the reasoning here, but the admin there has stated what his version is. Me? I’d like to think he finally just had it with the hackers, and not being able to live of the donations anymore (What? I have to work to buy my own pizza’s now? NO!). He actually had to do work to keep people happy, someone hacked in, and he raged to the point he pulled the plug. Bravo!

Terminus Est was born from LunarWars, so we do feel a bit sad to see it go. We knew it was coming, but still… we had a lot of fun kicking peoples asses in that game. With its death, we hope people can move on. To what you may ask? (clever segue) Why, Terminus Est’s very own game.

Its still in the very beginning stages of development. Planning, designing, and all that jazz. However, we’re of the mind that the community that is going to play it should have a large say in what they want to see. We’ll be posting up some ideas here and there, and eventually show some previews of what we’re doing. In the mean time however, visit here and let us know what type of stuff you want to see in the game. At this point we’re going with a Mars theme. Heavy base of war, alliances, and politics. As well as some sort of map/resource idea. Its all very up in the air, but if you played LW’s and stuck with it, you’ll likely also appreciate the simple system we’re going to attempt. Its widely known that Galava was far too complex for the average 20 minute junkie who plays these things.

So, be sure to check this page daily, as well as the forums. We’re going to keep on working on this until its done. Jimmerz is our little codemonkey, and as such he’ll be doing some posts here and well as looking at a lot of suggestions that people post. He’s a good guy, smart, and as much of a dick as I am. So, don’t piss him off. I hate to see him hulk smash you.

Unrelated stuff/links:
Masskill! Nice little song. Thinking of using it in a video of some sort. Of course, nothing beats some of our fan made videos. Yes, that is a blonde. Yes, it was our birthday. And yes, it was a surrender term we issued.

Its been a slow month for most of Terminus Est. For those whom keep tabs on us, we’ve been exploring a few games here and there. Primarily The Fall, and making some noise over there. eRepublik has also been somewhat hilarious, as we’ve managed to piss off eRussia with some resistance wars. Be sure to log in and have some fun with us in those games, as we’re always looking to enjoy some quality time with our friends.

As for myself, I’ve been personally exploring EVE online. Found a good corp there, and have been learning the ropes. Its not a free game like many of you are used to, but I do recommend it. Its better than WoW, huge universe, and you can do basically whatever you want.

Old news wise, congrats to VK and Kyranna on their newest member of the family. Buy them an e-beer when you see them.

SHIRTS. Yes, I’ve been slacking. I know I keep promising, but do try to be patient with me. I have a lot of projects I’m always working on, as well as guiding you animals. I also work 6 days a week, which is very tiring. However, I do have a person I need to talk to (finally) about getting shirts done. If that should fail, we’ll be doing the cafepress thing. All depends on the price, as we want to make its AS CHEAP AS POSSIBLE for you.

Fantasy Football. Join it, play me, win. Thats about how that is going to go, as I’ve never done it before and am fantasy retarded. The league has room for more. I, myself, have people joining it. Do the same. It will be good fun for everyone, and something different.

We’re still looking for a graphic artist. No real rush, as we have everything we really need. But, if anyone wants to take a few minutes a day to work with us personally, then let me know. We won’t be paying you, as we’re cheap bastards.

Some interesting things I’ve found, or been sent recently. Zombie game? Everyone loves those, and it seems to be ’round’ based. Urban Dead style. Also, I found this the other day. EVE related, and a good video of what EVE can be like.